Chiedza

I got a phonecall the other day.

Me: Hello?
Chiedza: Hello, Chris?
Me: Yeah hi.
Chiedza: Do you know who this is?
Me: No.
Chiedza: It's Chiedza!
Me: Oh, Chiedza, hi! Long time no see.
Chiedza: Yeah.
Me: What're you now, 30?
Chiedza: No!


Me: Sooooo... What can I do for you?
Chiedza: Is my picture on your website?
Me: Uh, I don't know. I don't think so.
Chiedza: Can you put my picture on your website?
Me: Sure.
(pause)
Me: So, does your mom want to talk to me or something?
Chiedza: No.
Me: So that's it?
Chiedza: Yep.
Me: Okay then.
Chiedza: Okay, bye.